if I had one wish I would probably use it to end oppression but if I had two wishes I’d probably use them to end oppression and build up the confidence to ask ******* out but if I had three wishes I’d probably do those first two things and then my third wish would be to replace every instance of “Lana Del Rey” in every medium with “Rana Del Ley”, which means “frog of the law”, and which I guess would just, like, be like a frog who was a lawyer? Like all the pictures and videos would just be pictures and videos of that frog lawyering. And the album would be of recordings of that frog doing frog stuff in court? I think this subtle change would make reading the Internet or looking at magazines a lot more palatable for me
Thank goodness this post happened so that there was a reason for Lana Del Rey after all
your queen sized comforter and a down insert into one tie-less duvet by yourself when you realize that you’re going to suffocate in the fabric and die alone like Liam Neeson?
Jesus Christ, way to kick me in the chest with the hard left into tragedy! Every time I think about Liam Neeson’s life I get super-depressed. It’s the only legitimate emotion Love, Actually has ever produced in me.
And you gotta turn the duvet inside out and then match up the inside corners (it helps if you have some big safety pins to pin them together) and then turn the duvet right side out around the comforter and the insert.
So what do you do if you’re unlucky in love? It isn’t very fun, is it? I think you just eat some chocolate and take a bath and go to sleep and try not to think too hard about it. It’s okay if he isn’t into you. It’ll be better tomorrow, even though he isn’t interested. Don’t be lonely - don’t think about it like that. It’ll be easier tomorrow, after all. Someday, there’ll be someone, almost certainly.
Or there will just be you, and you will be wonderful.
